911 Operator: 911 emergency.
Kid: Yeah, I need some help.
911 Operator: What’s the matter. What..
Kid: With my math.
911 Operator: With your mouth?
Kid: No, with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me.
911 Operator: Sure. What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Kid: I have, I have a take-aways.
911 Operator: Oh, you gotta do the take-aways?
Kid: Yeah.
911 Operator: All right, what’s the problem?
Kid: Okay. “Sixteen…”
911 Operator: …yeah…
Kid: “…take away eight…”
911 Operator: …uh huh…
Kid: …is what?
911 Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
Kid: I dunno, “one?”
911 Operator: No… How old are you?
Kid: I’m only four.
911 Operator: Four?
Kid’s mom: Johny, what are you doing?
Kid: This policeman’s helping me with my math!
Kid’s mom: What did I tell you about playin’ on the phone?
911 Operator: Listen to the mother…
Kid: You said when I need help… to call somebody!
Kid’s mom: I didn’t mean the POLICE!
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
cool!!
i love it!!